Hammock Chair Stand

If I were RAW GM for a day, here’s how I would do things: First off, to warm things up a one on one match between Big Viz and Eugene. Eugene gives the fatso the strongest blows he can muster but it doesn’t’ even move the giant. He tries a clothesline. And then another. And then another. Big Viz gets off-balance, swings both his arms to keep falling on his back. At that point, Eugene delivers the Stone Cold Stunner on the Giant. Boom! The crowd stands in excitement. Eugene is ecstatic, turns his back on Big Viz to face the crowd, but when he does, Steve Austin is already right there in front of him and gives him the Stone Cold Stunner! Whoa! Austin puts Viscera’s arms on top the unconscious Eugene and Viscera wins.

For my second match, it will be a comeback match for Triple H. He will go up against Jeff Hardy in a Table Match. Jeff Hardy will focus on the Game’s knee. Hardy will manage to drag Triple H on top of a table to deliver a DDT. But The Game counters it with a kick in the gut followed by a Pedigree which sends Hardy’s head through the table! (OMG!)

Now for the Championships.

For the World Tag Team Championship, the Hardy’s will go on a handicap match against “Team Rated RKO X” composed of Edge, Randy Orton and Shawn Michaels! The handicap becomes more apparent because only Matt Hardy enters the ring as Jeff just went thru a table. But Matt fights valiantly. But he is beaten up and weary. Randy and Edge attack him from opposite sides. In a desperate move, Matt docks and the Randy and Edge hit each other in a double clothesline. Edge comes to rescue, attacking Matt but his met with a surprise Twist of Fate from Matt. Now all of them are knock out on the floor. That is when Jeff Hardy comes running to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. He climbs up the top turnbuckle to deliver a Swanton Bomb to Edge. He flies. But as Jeff was in mid air, the Legend Killer flies too and catches Jeff’s head with an awesome RKO!
Matt staggers to stand up, groggy. In one corner Shawn Michaels tunes up the band waiting for Hardy to fully stand. Boom.boom.boom. In front of HBK, Randy Orton is all-fours on the floor, stalking Matt Hardy, hammering his fist on the canvas. On the back of HBK, Edge is squatting on the ring corner holding onto a rope, stalking Hardy too. Matt Hardy, manages to stand. Off goes the Sweet Chin Music landing on his chin, his body inclines dangerously to fall on his back, Randy Orton flies catching his head! At the same time, Edge flies spearing Hardy’s abdomen, and then down goes his face in an RKO! Simply Wow! The three step on Hardy’s chest and one, two, three they won.

For the WWE Championship, it will be a triple threat match between John Cena, Umaga and Chris Masters! In the course of the match, Umaga will dominate both opponents. Cena will be thrown out of the ring. The referee turns his back on the others and starts the count for Cena. Umaga attacks the referee with a backbreaker. The Samoan Bulldozer then goes out of he ring and gets a steel chair. Cena stands up and when he did, Umaga hits him with a chair in the head. Umga goes up the ring and hits Masters in the head too. Umaga pulls Masters up to his feet. Masterpiece stands wobbly as he is being set up for the Samoan Spike. The referee wakes up. Umaga releases his deadly arm towards Master’s throat but the Masterpiece docks the attack, maneuvering to Umaga’s back and locking in the Masterlock. The crowd goes wild. Masters swings Umaga wildly. Umaga starts to faint. Masters is close to winning. Just then, John Cena comes up, kicks Umaga in the gut, hoists-up both Umaga and Masters in the most powerful FU of his life. He lifts up the Samoan Bulldozer with Chris Masters on top locking Umaga on the Masterlock. John Cena pauses. Looks onto the crowd with a determined expression. He releases both opponent in a moment that almost stops time. As Umaga and Masters go airborne, something shots out form Umaga. It is the Samoan Spike. And Boom! It hits John Cena right in the throat. And Boom! Masters and Umaga go down from the FU! Masters feeling all the power of the FU multiplied by Umaga’s weight which immediately pins the Masterpiece. The impact dazes Masters but His Masterlock is still locked on the Samoan Bulldozer. The referee sees that Masters is pinned down by Umaga. He starts counting. Cena is down, holding his throat in pain. The referee counts: “One!” But Umaga is also in pain from the Masterlock. “Two!” said the referee. But at that point, Umaga, taps out. Chris Masters becomes the new WWE champion! The crowd goes WOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOO!

For the Final Match, The Great Khali comes out and challenges all RAW superstars in a slobber knocker against him. One by one, every superstar comes out. And one by one the Great Khali just throws them out of the ring. When all Raw superstars were defeated, Khali raises his huge arms to the crowd. The crowd goes wild. But not for him. Someone is on his back. He turns around. And Mr. Money in the Bank Mr Kennedy Iris Whips him on to a turnbuckle corner. Kennedy sets up the giant in for a seemingly impossible Green Bay Plunge. He hoists up the Giant in his shoulders. In a moment that reallllllllly stops time, Kenedy flies from atop a top turnbuckle holding the Great Khali in his shoulders. Both superstars crash on the canvass, the impact causing the ring to collapse (just like when Brock Lesnar suplexed Big Show from the top turnbuckle) OH MY GOD! WoooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO!
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Well… Viscera/Eugene is a Heat Match. They are not that entertaining. I do like the special guess appearance by Austin. Facing Jeff Hardy shouldn’t be HHH’s return match. Hardy didn’t do anything against HHH to deserve it. There will never be a handicap match for any tag titles. Having 3 people sharing tag titles is an old WCW idea. I can remember DDP, Kanyon, and Bam Bam defending their WCW World Tag Team Championships in all three two-man combinations. Too add, Orton, Edge, and HBK just don’t get alone. In the eyes of the WWE, both Umaga and Masters are not WWE (world) Champion material. Too add, it will be impossible for Umaga to nail Cena with the Samoa Spike while he’s in the Masterlock. It’s an interesting idea for Khali to challenge the locker room with a Slobber Knocker match. I know that idea is from a SD video game. Since Kennedy lost his "bank", he’s no longer known as "Mr. Money in the Bank".

If I had it my way…

RAW Opener – Woman’s Championship Match – Melina (c) vs Candice vs Mickie James vs Victoria vs Torrie Wilson vs Maria vs Lilian Garcia in a special match. In this match, it will end when Melina is pinned or she’s the last woman standing. The other divas are eliminated when they’re pinned. Melina always claims that she’s the best diva, now it’s time she has to prove it.

The match starts with all divas in the ring. Before Lilian touches the ropes to get out of the ring. I would come out and announce that she’s a participant in this match and she has to get her hands dirty. Of course, Lilian and the rest are surprised at the announcement. Lilian gets out of the ring and walks towards me. She states that she’s just a ring announcer. During this time, I told the ref to start the match while I am taking care of matters with Lilian. The rest of the divas start the match. It’s a back and forth match between all divas. However, Melina is picking her spots. She is able to catch Maria off-guard and pins her. Victoria got the best of Torrie and pins her as well. Mickie then goes after Victoria and Candice goes after Melina. Candice thinks she has Melina’s number and she is close to winning the match. Candice pins Melina in the center of the ring after nailing her with a spin kick. Then at the 2 count both Victoria and Mickie get Candice off of Melina. Then they double team Candice and eliminates her from the match. Then both Victoria and Mickie are looking around the ring for Melina. They didn’t noticed Melina rolling out of the ring when they were dealing with Candice. Once again, Melina, is picking her spots. With Mickie’s back turned towards Victoria, Victoria attacks her. Melina is loving it, thinking she’ll be the last woman standing. Mickie is able to turn the tables on Victoria and nails her with her version of Stratus-faction. Victoria quickly rolls out of the ring before Mickie can pin her. Then Lilian runs down the ramp and throws Melina into the ring. Then I throws Lilian into the ring. Melina and Mickie looks at each other, then at Lilian. Lilian still doesn’t want to get involved. Melina and Mickie goes after Lilian. Melina is able to get a hold of Lilian. Mickie has another idea. Mickie nails Melina with the Mick-Kick. With Melina knocked out in the middle of the ring, Mickie goes for the pin. Staring at Lilian, Mickie quickly gets up just before the 3 count. She goes after Lilian and grabs her. Instead of harming her, Mickie throws her on top of Melina. Everyone is stunned at what just happened and the ref counted 1…2…3! Then the shocked Lilian announces herself as the New Women’s Champion as she is the 1st Ring Announcer to become champion! When Melina sits up, she realizes what had happened. Then she vows to get her title back but not until after she goes through Mickie James!

The 2nd match – Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Ric Flair

It really doesn’t matter what happens in this match. Before the match ends, Carlito interferes in the match. He gets into the mind of the "Dirtiest Player in the Game".

3rd Match – World Tag Team Championship Tornato Match- Hardy’s (c) vs Cryme Tyme .

It’s a back and forth match-up. Then Haas and Benjamin comes to the ring. The Hardy’s are wondering why they are there. Before The World’s Greatest Tag Team are able to get into the ring, Cade and Murdock rushes in. With this distraction, Cryme Tyme attacks the Hardys and steals the show! Cryme Tyme is announced as the New World Tag Team Champions!

4th Match – IC Championship Fatal Four-way – Santino Marella (c) vs Umaga vs Chris Masters vs Nitro

It’s a back and forth match-up with allot of double teaming. Near the end of the match, Masters gets knocked out of the ring. Umaga begins to dominate both Marella and Nitro. Umaga does more punishment to Marella, since he was the one who took the IC title away. Umaga nails Marella with the Samoa Spike. He goes for the pin but Nitro breaks it up. Umaga goes after Nitro. Nails Nitro with a Samoan Drop and the stands him up for the Samoa Spike. At this time, Masters jumps back into the ring, right behind Umaga. Instead of attempting to apply the Masterlock on Umaga, Masters pins Marella instead, as Umaga nails Nitro with a vicious Samoa Spike. Umaga turns around and realizes what just had happened. Very upset, he attacks Masters. He nails Masters with the Samoan Drop and attempts the Samoa Spike. Masters nails Umaga with a low blow and applies the Masterlock on Umaga. Masters holds on for about 30 seconds. He throws Umaga towards the announcers’ table and runs up the ramp with the IC Championship Belt.

The Main Event – WWE Championship Triple Threat Lumberjack Match – John Cena (c) vs Randy Orton vs The Great Khali

It starts with both Cena and Orton in the ring. When Khali’s music hits, he doesn’t come out. On the Titan Tron, HBK said he just took care of business with a little help from the Dark Side. Next we hear Undertaker’s music and the Druids walk down the ramp and surrounds the ring. It is then that I announce that the Druids are the "lumberjacks" for this match. I also state that I have a replacement for Khali, following by "Are You Ready?" HBK runs down to the ring to start the match.

Cena and Orton attack HBK. Then the usual triple treat match plays out. Every time someone is thrown out of the ring, the Druids just throw them back in. There’s no "breaks" in this match. Eventually all hell breaks! Khali walks down to the ring. The Druids attempts to block his path but they are just tossed aside. Khali enters the ring and begins to dominate. Then the Druids jump in and attacks Khali. They are able to hold on to him. This allows HBK to nail Khali with Sweet Chin Music. Then Cena picks up Khali, at the same time, Orton nails HBK with a RKO. Orton gets up and watches Cena FU Khali out of the ring. Then Orton nails Cena with a RKO. Then Orton goes to pin Cena. The count is interrupted by two Druids. Orton gets into the Druids’ faces. Orton pushes one Druid aside and attempts to push the other. But this Druid isn’t going anywhere. The Druid pushes Orton back a bit, gives him the finger, and nails him with a Stone Cold Stunner. Then the Druid takes off his robe and it is Stone Cold Steve Austin! Austin smiles and walks over to Cena. He picks Cena up and places him over Orton. Then the ref counts… 1… 2… then another Druid picks Cena up. Austin gives Cena both birds and nails him with a Stone Cold Stunner. Cena stumbles a bit. The 2nd Druid stands back up and takes off his robe, at the same time as Austin grabs Cena and position him, double birds again, following by another Stone Cold Stunner. Then Cena stumbles back and turns around. He then faces, to everyone’s surprise, Triple H. HHH nails Cena with a devastating Pedigree. HHH pins Cena and the ref doesn’t know what to do. Austin threatens the ref with a Stone Cold Stunner if he doesn’t count. Then the ref counts Cena out! Then I announce that Khali’s replacement was in fact Triple H and declares him as the New WWE Champion! HHH and HBK (reforming DX) gives Cena and Orton DX Crotch Chops, and celebrates with Stone Cold in a beer bash!

End of show

I think this will be the best RAW ever but it’s more of a ppv!